Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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