the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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