Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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