I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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