EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Randomize
