I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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