he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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