I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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