I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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