Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
