You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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