Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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