You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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