I am full of burrito and curiosity
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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