Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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