The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
3pm strippers are depressing
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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