i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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