It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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