Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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