that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I did not marry a roomba.
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