It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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