all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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