I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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