he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
As shirtless as possible
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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