today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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