so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Do plants get herpes?
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