ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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