i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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