Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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