he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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