ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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