I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Randomize