So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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