is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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