come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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