We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He better not be in your backpack
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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