i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
