So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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