He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
