I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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