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Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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