I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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