you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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