went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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