it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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