Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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