he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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