My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
She announced her abortion via fbk
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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