Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
