i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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