I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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