Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
