hotel room ftw
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Boobs are out for the taking
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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